we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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