if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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