if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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