You really coming over, don't trick.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
false alarm. still invincible.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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