if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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