Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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