I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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