I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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