that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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