hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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