I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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