I will die if light touches me.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
