I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
