How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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