The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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