I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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