Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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