So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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