shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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