The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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