How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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