i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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