Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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