Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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