Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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