Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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