I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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