honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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