I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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