I don't think brook has ever known best
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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