look no pants
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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