actually, I'm a sock model
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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