My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it's like iHOP with fire
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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