windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she looked like the before picture.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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