Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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