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  Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.

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  (954): Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube. http://tfl.nu/0ubi
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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  (703): is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon? http://tfl.nu/fld0
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.

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  (908): there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo. http://tfl.nu/6eag
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high

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  (774): dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high http://tfl.nu/yu6x
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  (509): View more from Washington

  I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.

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  (509): I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact. http://tfl.nu/tkeu
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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  (651): Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too. http://tfl.nu/vstu
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  (850): View more from Florida

  hungover and i feel like a burrito

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  like eating one or like you are one?

  (850): View more from Florida

  like i am one.

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  (850): hungover and i feel like a burrito (1-850): like eating one or like you are one? (850): like i am one. http://tfl.nu/h242
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.

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  (540): We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment. http://tfl.nu/ze3a
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house

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  (336): Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house http://tfl.nu/ap4l
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.

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  (520): it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off. http://tfl.nu/1ls6
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...

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  (520): My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket... http://tfl.nu/zba4
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.

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  (630): Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat. http://tfl.nu/abrh
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  (917): View more from New York City

  I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

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  (917): I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart. http://tfl.nu/eru1
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  (980): View more from North Carolina

  Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?

  (727): View more from Florida

  ME.

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  (980): Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed? (727): ME. http://tfl.nu/931b
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  (360): View more from Washington

  He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?

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  (360): He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis? http://tfl.nu/sjic
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