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  Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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• (760): View more from California

  My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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  Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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• (916): View more from California

  I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.

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  When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom

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