so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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