Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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