Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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