If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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