But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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