I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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