Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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