Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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