3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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