I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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