is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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