Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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