ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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