I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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