do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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