If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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