I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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