why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Rumble strips road head = magical
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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