it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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