let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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